A little about myself.

I’m somewhere between age 5 and 70. I can’t remember, lost count. I’m from a place where most people wouldn’t want to go. I mostly stay in shape when I’m not getting f@#*% up. My favorite color is RUM. (Barbencourt to be exact) Titties are nice, but ass holds a special place in my heart. What you say or think about me has absolutely nothing to do with me. Which am I? a.) producer b.) writer c.) singer d.) fighter e.) all of the above

When I speak to you, I’ll look you straight in your eyes as you should me. There is no room for weakness. I’ve never had an argument with St. Ives. I’m pleasant to be around, but don’t get it twisted, I will still slap the shit out of you. Pink Floyd and trees go well together. I’ll go to the strip club just to fart and blame it on the stripper. I have no words for my style of music. I’ll let you chose them. My socks hurt.

I told you half of the story. The rest you fill in.